cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013

codys mom

a ass so big she can break steel with it

codys mom s awhore

by linden boi December 10, 2018

The Common Cold

The common cold to most is just a basic illness.
To me, it's a 1/2 gallon of orange juice and a roll of toilet paper, because I ran out of tissues.

Me : I have The Common Cold, well I guess it's time to go get some orange juice and toilet paper.

by MisaMadness May 20, 2009

cracking a cold one with the boys

Cracking Open a Cold One With the Boys is a copypasta about drinking beers with a group of male friends which is often used to caption various image macros circulated within ironic meme and circlejerk communities online.

When your teacher thinks you're one the phone but you're CRACKING A COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS

by Rickard Brown May 23, 2017

cold hearted

A person who feels they don't gaf . They feel that people get on their nerves so why should they care? They are the definition of mystery. And usually wasn't born cold hearted. Most the time its caused by at least one person who constantly got on their nerves. #heartless#dontcare#dontspeak

He's not smiling, must be cold hearted .

by xxx.lyrical February 26, 2018

cold drink

What people in New Orleans call a soda

Say Woadie get me a cold drink out the ice-box

by Mr.Girbuad April 28, 2006

cold feet

Fearfulness or timidity preventing the completion of a course of action. or a lack of confidence or courage.

The scholar got cold feet on the day the results were out..

by Mukwaiwa February 15, 2017