Lettucey-Coldy

A way to properly describe the bullshit-ass burritos from bandit taco.

Fuck, that burrito from Bandit Taco was lettucey-coldy and was extremely bad!

by Putzy1204 October 5, 2022

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020