"kung fu clepto"

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

by Stephanie Akerson May 9, 2006

Cleatface

Someone with such deep pockmarks, that a mold of their face could be cast and used to make traction for athletic cleats.

Shes a total butterface, her body is smokin' but she has major cleatface.

F. Murray Abraham is a great actor; but man...check out his cleatface!

by TNutZz November 7, 2007

Clest

a shipper for the Heroes couple Claire and West.

Person 1 :hey, I love Heroes
Person 2 : So do I. I'm a strict Clest shipper.

by cagedinsarcasm December 28, 2007

Cleat Chaser

A male or female who is primarily attracted to ball players for talent, stats and swag. Activities include watching immense amount of baseball, attending every game, and pure love of the sport, on and off the field.

This girl is a real cleat chaser

by warriorsblew31 May 6, 2017

Cleets

1. Shoes

2. Verb: Running, usually away from something.

3. Sports shoes, used in soccer

1. Yo, you done messed up my cleets!

2. Man i was cleets when i saw that rotweiler coming at me.

3. Cleets are required to participate in todays game.

by Lazarus Vector September 13, 2011

clepting

The act of stealing shit.

I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.

by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

Cleptopencilia

The unconscious theft of Pencils.

when i walk into ikea i can't help robbing all the pencils 'Cleptopencilia'

by dodado May 28, 2011