Cleets

1. Shoes

2. Verb: Running, usually away from something.

3. Sports shoes, used in soccer

1. Yo, you done messed up my cleets!

2. Man i was cleets when i saw that rotweiler coming at me.

3. Cleets are required to participate in todays game.

by Lazarus Vector September 13, 2011

Dracula in Cleats

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

John cleese

Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D

"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers

by Urburu November 2, 2005

Cleethorpes

Amazing seaside resort in North East Lincolnshire, England. Yorkies fuckin love the place and think it's heaven.

I had one tart sat on me face and another bouncing on me dick, I felt like I was in Cleethorpes!!!

by bazevans September 20, 2011

Cleetus

A highly-intelligent entity that resembles a cowboy and comes from an unknown place(possibly Texas). Usually spotted being overweight, wearing a cowboy hat and blue overalls and occasionally making jokes aboutFortnite and Epic Games. Some say this is a lost sibling of AlbertsStuff.

Fanboy: Oh man look it's Cleetus!!!
Fangirl: HOLY FUCK NO WAY

by Ennard The Cringy Roleplayer October 17, 2018

cleetus

Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.

Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.

Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.

by tboy September 9, 2004

rubber cleegs

baseball cleats for goons

"i need a pair of cleats for baseball..."

"ill get you some rubber cleegs!"

by eliporter February 18, 2010