Cake Trolley

Mobillty scooter used by an individual so morbidly obese that they can no longer be bothered walking

"Jesus look at that whale on the cake trolley in the baked goods aisle"

by SamMule February 19, 2010

Cakeskin

The cake that sticks to the bottom of the pan after a piece is removed that is dense and moist and taste oh so good!

" I scraped up the last bit of cakeskin! Mmmmmmm"

by Cormier1 April 16, 2013

gitch cake

n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.

"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"

by cookie1964 February 15, 2013

Scab Cake

A yeast infection similar to the blue waffle. It was originated in South Africa and then spread towards the north and onto Eurasia. Experts have not found a cure yet but research is in progress.

1st guy: Eww my girl had this bad blue waffle
2nd guy: you sure it wasn't a Scab Cake?
1st guy: what's that? Well it looked all scabby.
2nd: yep that's it. You might wanna get her checked.

by oozy the wise June 30, 2014

ghost cake

when you cum in a girl but you aren't sure and you see nothing leaking out of her.

IDk man it could be my child. Last time I was with her I gave her a ghost cake

by Draksketcher October 28, 2017

jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Fartin' on my cake

to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.

we got problems or something? why you be coming up here fartin' on my cake nigga?

by rizzy viz December 21, 2009