usb blasting

Slang for robot orgasms

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.

by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018

Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus

Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!

by Luc95 November 14, 2018

Faggot blasting

The act of choking on your own saliva and almost dying .

"Oh hey Jeremiah how was your day yesterday?"

"Eh, it was good until I had a faggot blasting so hard I almost died

by Chief Eaglepoopseer December 14, 2020

donger blasting

Donger blastin' (DB) is the act of making rocketship noises while playing with your donger (a.k.a. penis a.k.a. homewrecker).

I can't come over tonight because I'll be busy donger blasting.

by Brogden Charles November 26, 2021

Finger Blasting Bastards

An ever fluctuating group of musicians all over the world who supply every woke wook with whatever they are scavenging for.

Being a groupie for Finger Blasting Bastards was amazing being Finger blasted on stage with the pyramids in sight is something that no one in the splash zone will ever forget!

by anonymous September 4, 2022

National Finger Blasting Day

April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day

This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.

Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?

Person 2: No that’s gross!

Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.

Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.

by Stop Cappin April 26, 2020

jizz blasting

CUMMING ALL OVER HER FACE.
in order to do so. she must suck you until you blow a huge load of sperm in her nostril. then you must slap her in the face with your cock.

i was jizz blasting my girlfriend so hard last night.

by james licavoli August 11, 2008