Endless bummer

a constant stream of shit being dumped on your head

"Oh man my dog just died, and i crapped my pants!"
"You really are living the endless bummer man"

by tom rees November 27, 2003

bummer leaf

A bummer leaf is a leaf that in autumn when all the leaves from the trees attatches to another leaf in a bumming fashion. Also known as friendly foliage or kinkyleaves.

We are bummer leaf

by martymoooooooooo November 24, 2010

bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.

V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”

by Lil’ dickie February 2, 2018

Bummer's High

Similar to a runners high , a bummer's high is when someone is tired but trying to stay awake and then their buminess activates and they gain the ability to stay awake for the next 1 to 2 hours until it runs out

I'm really tired but my bummer's high is going to kick in soon

by The One and Only Big O June 12, 2018

bummerhootened

Bummerhootened is a word you may use when you’re completely blown away, shocked.

Wow, this inconvenience is shocking, I’m bummerhootened.

by bummerhootened October 19, 2021

freaky bummer

A freakybummer is someone who has an uhhealthy interest in the Hoff and all Hoff related subjects. He can normally be found sporting a leather jacket, speedo's and cowboy boots while at the same time 'striking a pose' and whistling 'hooked on a feeling'.

They may also have a thing for midgets (especially on horseback)

Dammit your a freaky bummer!!
Hey freaky bummer Tom Selleck is god!
or
Hey you,freaky bummer wheres your stash of midget porn?

by The Trunkmonkey! June 11, 2008

bumper bummer

The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it

Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.

by kobi16701 December 9, 2008