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turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.
Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.
by ukrainekid December 27, 2008
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turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over
Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009
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Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).
Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!
by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011
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Trenching

When 2 or more men get down and dirty in a muddy trench. presumably that they dug out them selves (without a shovel)
Dammit that those two guys like trenching, they've dug out a whole trench system.
by t.steve.09 September 12, 2011
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the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2015
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the pot turning the kettle black

Accusing someone of committing the same immoral/ illegal that you yourself are committing.
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump
by Sexydimma November 17, 2016
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Trenching

To run your finger between pussy lips in an attempt to remove the cheese that resides there.
"Edward enjoys trenching a vagina every morning. He says the dollop of cheese he scoops out tastes wonderful mixed into his morning coffee."
by grape_catAg April 14, 2015
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