Hypno-tits

Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.

When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.

by Ehrris November 1, 2012

rabbit ear tits

when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button

did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.

by the stank pit July 16, 2009

titouan

Titouan is the best friend you could wish for. He is kind, funny and always honest with you. He is also a beautiful guy who doesn't hesitate to date anyone he likes.
He may be clumsy at time but that's part of his charm.

"You remember that Titouan guy from last year?". "Oh yeah he was so attractive I couldn't resist to kiss him hard"

by Titouxxx September 23, 2020

Risperdal Tits

n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.

Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs!

Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.

by Bill Brasky February 2, 2005

man tits

boobs on a man, usually on fat boys.

Kylin has man tits.

by barbiegirl08:) June 3, 2009

off your tits

Very fucked up from substance abuse, can also be alcohol.

"That cunt is 'off his tits' in class every day."
"You were so 'off your tits' last night that you gave the taxi driver a $100 bill and said keep the change. Luckily I grabbed the money, but I yo' aint getting it back. Serve's yo' right for being so 'off tits'."

by Diego September 11, 2003

titsuckers

children, kids.

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".

by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009