Tim

When someone is being a really retarted, immature, or doing something really dumb
Like in most cases a prank or rather immature prank that someone pulls

*Johnny draws a penis on a desk*
"Johnny you're a Tim"
*Carlos puts hand sanitizer on somebody's chair before they sit down*
"Carlos you're such a Tim dude"

by Insane man69420 April 21, 2021

Tim

A person that believes everything that they see on the internet. Mostly of german descent.

Hi my name is Tim, I've read that 5G towers cause corona.

by kschumi July 1, 2021

Tim

Tim is the best friend you will ever have

He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason

You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking

No matter how far away you are from each other

He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything

Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*

by Human.bitch May 24, 2020

Tim

The collective word for the listeners of CGP Grey and Brady Haran's podcast Hello Internet.

Grey: "Hello, Tim. How was your flight?"
Brady: *laughs*

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Timming

The unintentional act of stealing ones girlfriend

there he goes, timming the new girl..

by Unintentionallyevil November 16, 2017

On tims

To swear something on Timberland’s boots

Jake: on god? Nah I put that on tims

by Ontims September 15, 2020

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015