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textident

A textident is a specific, identifiable, unexpected, unusual and unintended external action which occurs in a particular time and place, without apparent or deliberate cause but with marked effects because of the act of texting. This is a negative probabilistic outcome which may have been avoided or prevented if you were not an idiot.
Driving while texting and getting into an accident or "textident".
by theTJ June 9, 2009
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Textlepathy

Communicating with a friend via text messaging who is physically at the same location as you. Its purpose is, usually, to talk shit on a 3rd party who is also present.
The two men discussed the merits of their bosses tits via textlepathy to avoid a sexual harrassment suit.
by T-Roxs August 11, 2009
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Texticle

A reference to the phone of people who are Textually Active
Hey Dude, Toss me your texticle!
by Gnomekilla August 14, 2009
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textlepathy

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.
No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy
by The Impluse July 4, 2010
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Texticles

Your thumbs.
M: I use both texticles when I text.
N:Wtf
by MK808 December 14, 2010
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Texticles

1. A male to male sexting session
2. Bare texting
I'll send you a texticles later
by HollieHomicidex January 7, 2011
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textless

unable to distill one's thoughts to fit size limitations imposed by texting format; pejorative, used in the same manner as clueless
when it came to twitters and tweets, the verbose politico was utterly textless

she wanted to tweet me, but she turned out to be textless and confused
by nerdywithwords June 2, 2011
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