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Tossshit

Corruption of "tosser" and "shit", denoting somebody who fulfils the twin abilities of being both a "tosser" (English expression with same meaning as "wanker") and functionally useless (IE "shit").

Has the unique distinction of possibly being the only offensive insult to feature three consecutive s's.
I hate him - he's a real stupid fucking tossshit isn't he?
by Dodg March 14, 2009
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tossed my salad

by Southernguy January 17, 2014
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Tossed A Whitey

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.
"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."
by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005
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tossed

to have had rough,or unpleasent sex
she walked into work lookin like she got tossed up.
by G-dub October 5, 2003
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Uber-tosser

Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.

These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.
That geezer's a right Uber-tosser
by Simon January 20, 2005
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tosser

A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc
by Safecracker G October 30, 2004
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Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.
She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.
by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012
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