Smokedown

The act inhaling smoke then proceeding to give oral sex to an individual, blowing all of your smokey goodness on your partners genitalia.

Bart: Yo george, my girl gave me a smoke down last night
George: Whats a smokedown?
Bart: My bish gave me dome while blowin smoke on my chode
George: Oh damn dog
Bart: Yea it was good, but i woke up today with an ash-stained dick

by Sted Zarhden February 24, 2011

montreal smoked meat

An extreamly floppy vagina

man , that chick has some montreal smoked meat

by hey1122333445 January 23, 2009

Smoked Taco

In women's prisons, when someone is raped with a hot curling iron.

"Dude! My mom just called from prison and said she got a Smoked Taco!"

by R. V. R. July 27, 2007

smoked

wasted; extremely drunk or intoxicated

After taking down a fifth of bourbon while watching college football, Thompson was smoked and decided to switch to beer.

by MoonlightBen December 28, 2005

smoked out

to go in a room, car, or other relatively small area and seal all the exits, then smoke your dank 'till the place of gathering is entirely filled w/ smoke

We smoked out the car, but the po-po man thought the car was on fire from the inside and busted our asses.

by ghandi September 19, 2002

smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

by Brooks July 16, 2004

Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006