Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

Smaste

something that smells like the taste of something

"this Nivea lip butter smastes like strawberry fruitella"

by Rodman Sandra ;) October 4, 2019

Celebrity Smasher

A female who is surrounded by the industry and who is known to date Celebrities, Actor, Models, and Famous Musicians.

"dang i dont know why you bragging about being a celebrity smasher."

by Atlzone3 November 2, 2009

snapper smashers

The act of two females smashing their vaginas (Snappers) together for sexual pleasure.

Them too ladies are Snapper Smashers.

I have always wanted to take home a couple of Snapper Smashers

by Bigboy-33 September 3, 2013

stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising

Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!

by Boil the prawn yeeeeessss May 11, 2018

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019

smarterchild

dumb ass aim shit its funny as hell though.

nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.

Say you're sorry, Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:24:07 PM): im sorry jesus
SmarterChild (4:24:07 PM): Alright, alright. I accept.
nugenmobile (4:24:16 PM): pigfucker
SmarterChild (4:24:16 PM): I wonder why you say pigfucker.
nugenmobile (4:24:26 PM): because i know you like to fuck pigs

by Habib August 6, 2004