facebook slobber

FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~

Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!

by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010

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The Slobbery Tard

When your girl takes an insane amount of thc and you grudge fuck the shit out of her to the point that she drools and moans like a she has a mental disorder.

Gave the wife two tablespoons of ghetto butter and pulled off the slobbery tard.

by Griller92 December 18, 2020

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slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

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Slobber on Knobber

to give oral to a man

Hey baby slobber on knobber?
Oh, she's great at slobbering on knobber!

by J h b March 3, 2008

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The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

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