by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020
Get the National give Ryan your social security number day mug.Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.
by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012
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by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010
Get the Microsoft Security Essentials mug.A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.
Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!
by Celifrog August 5, 2015
Get the important security message mug.person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022
Get the i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out mug.1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.
2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.
2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
by jim christ March 22, 2009
Get the ball security mug.A pretty bad deal, expect less than a 1% return on your 12.4% payroll tax. Also, reduces the ability and incentive to save for retirement. Involves no creation of wealth, and the Supreme Court ruled that you have no right to social security funds, thus your benefits are highly politized. Maybe its time to start thinking about taking care of ourselves...
by youknow2 May 9, 2005
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