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airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.
That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!
by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012
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Microsoft Security Essentials

Something from Microsoft that actually works
I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials
by 1033955456596542 March 21, 2010
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important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.
Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!
by Celifrog August 5, 2015
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ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!
1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.
by jim christ March 22, 2009
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social security

A pretty bad deal, expect less than a 1% return on your 12.4% payroll tax. Also, reduces the ability and incentive to save for retirement. Involves no creation of wealth, and the Supreme Court ruled that you have no right to social security funds, thus your benefits are highly politized. Maybe its time to start thinking about taking care of ourselves...
we would all be better off without this intergenerational redistribution of wealth
by youknow2 May 9, 2005
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