Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.

After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

secret

information u tell someone when u want it to become public knowledge by morning

by hmmm August 16, 2003

secret squirrel

secret agents such as CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. Undercover police officer.

runnin from secret squirrel

by Tom Max November 13, 2003

security blanket

1. A blanket (or toy) carried by a child to reduce anxiety

Stems from the Peanuts comic where the character Linus always had his blanket with him.

2. (informal) anything that an adult person uses to reduce their anxiety

This phrase can also be used to indicate a male friend whom a girl has no romantic interest but uses him to to cock block other males at parties, dances, or other events.

Whenever my boyfriend doesn't want to go out dancing, I take Kyle to keep the other guys away. He's sort of my security blanket.

by TheBlankey February 4, 2006

National Security

An excuse for the government to ignore the constitution. (We all want to be ‘safe’ don’t we?)

Despite the 5th amendment, the Iraqi and Afgan prisoners were denied a fair trial in the name of national security.

by NewspeakDictionary>UrbanDictionary October 25, 2004

SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..

He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.

by GS71 October 29, 2019

Secret Garden

A term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Chest Rockwell (Handsome Boy Modeling School): And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden.

by Lizardking1726 July 1, 2008