Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

Satsuki Igarashi

A member of all-female manga-creating team CLAMP.

Satsuki Igarashi works with Tsubaki Nekoi, Mokona Apapa, and Ageha Ohkawa.

by Magi-chan July 18, 2006

true stats

Similar to true dat, but for geeks.

"Dood, pommes frites tomorrow?"
"True stats."

by Your face biotch January 11, 2009

spray on seats

The unusable rear seats in a small sports car.

"cant you pick up Jo and the kids in the Porsche?"
"No, It only has rear spray on seats"

by sug172 May 15, 2010

slats

1. Small aerodynamic surfaces on the leading edge of an airplane wing which, when deployed, allow the wing to operate at a higher angle of attack.
2. Pussy lips. By analogy to calling them flaps. See? flaps... slats... Now... flaps everybody understands, but *slats*?... Gimme a break!... Please don't call your girlfriend's pussy lips *slats* if you don't want to sound awfully nerdy, or unless you both work at Lockheed-Martin.

1. If it wasn't for my plane's auto-deployed slats, i´d be a red stain on the landscape by now.
2. (Youre giving her head on the drawing board late at night at Lockheed-Martin) Hmm Donna, these slats are hot! Not the ones in your design dummy!

by Hugh G Rection June 11, 2006

Swagslap

Thoroughly beating someone's ass in style, rather by means of verbal or physical persuasion of the highest and harshest degree.

Nigga, yo girl say you ain't shit but a bitchboy. No clue. No swag. No money. No style. You need ta be fuckin' swagslapped like tha lil bitch you are!

by iamtha1 August 2, 2009

Satsumo

A female layerd in fake tan who is also rather on the obese side (a fat orange slaaag).

I was rolling with swanny and the rest of the 313 smackin up some bitches when we saw some Phat ass Satsumos

by Ruess August 30, 2009