scrunchie

1. A young, freshly shaved snatch
2. A good afternoon snack
3. Hopefully clean

Hey you sexy momma, show me your scrunchie.

I'd like to have a good clean scrunchie for lunch.

by status September 5, 2008

Scruncher

Someone who scrunches their toilet paper up into a ball before they wipe after a number 2 (as oppose to folding / layering the toilet paper) - a questionable individual with low standards of how they conduct themselves in life.

e.g "ew fuck that guy, he seems like a scruncher"

by leelee06 June 2, 2018

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

scrunchie

The ring of poo around the base of ones cock after they get done having anal sex.

After Austin got done having hot anal love he relized he had a scrunchie.

by Spooky December 1, 2004

scrundies

think dirty,filthy underwear

then drag them through a pile of shit

and bake them

they're scrundies

dude, look what i found, some kick-ass scrundies, Don't wedgie me, I'm wearing scrundies!!!

by voima May 29, 2009

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006

scratchies

the unshaven hair on your face, esp. annoying to a b-f or a g-f.

Stop it!!! Your scratchies are so annoying!

by MYOB May 19, 2001