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Urban Raccoon

A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.
Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.
by toebutt April 20, 2011
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Third Raccoon Eye

The hostile act of punching a man in the dick while he is half-asleep, giving him a third eye down below to match his upper two.
"How's that for a third raccoon eye?

One more punch and It'll be third eye blind."
by asiandong June 6, 2016
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screaming raccoon

When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.
She turned into a screaming raccoon after Johnny tried anal with her.
by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017
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Afternoon Raccoon

Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
I'm not an "Early Bird" and I'm not a "Night Owl", Im more of an "Afternoon Raccoon."
by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017
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Raging Raccoon

a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.
Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!

He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
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nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!
by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019
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Spicy Raccoon

The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food
Guy: you tryna give me the spicy raccoon?
Girl: only if I can peg you afterwards
by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021
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