procrasturbating

Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.

So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.

by ProcrasturbationNation August 8, 2016

Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.

I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.

by JackAceJack October 9, 2016

Procrasturbation

When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away

Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea

by cankobyngite October 16, 2018

Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.

I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Procrysturbate

The act of procrastinating, crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Bro 1: Bro I'm going through a lot, I got an essay due at midnight, my dog also died today and I'm hella horny.

Bro 2: Sounds like you're about to procrysturbate.

by pigbenispro December 22, 2020

Procrasterbitis

The development of arthritic symptoms from long, extended hours of procrasterbating. Symptoms deriving usually in the wrists, fingers, hands and feet.

Todd had a knot near his third digit on his right hand, with severe arthritic pain after several several hours of procrasterbating. He was diagnosed with Procrasterbitis and told to use his other hand for a week and sent home!

by The Pimp Named Shamrock March 8, 2011

procrasterbating

Verb to 'procrasterbate'= To masterbate or 'have a wank' to pass the time when you are supposed to carry out another task.

"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"

by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010