Pilatepuss

The view of a girl's vagina while they are wearing yoga/pilate pants.

Hey, Check out that chics Pilatepuss.

by bp131 May 24, 2011

pilferous

Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.

John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.

by kingbenne August 11, 2014

PILF

Pirate I’d like to fuck

Jack Sparrow? He’s a total PILF!

by Wellfuckman May 1, 2021

David Pilar

David Pilar is a gay mentally retarded asshole who likes to cry like a little bitch. He is really gay and loves to fuck any dick he sees, including animals. He loves to touch and sexually harass little boys. He is so gay that even gay people run away from him. He has a crooked tooth and is mentally retarded so if u see him run away. he also has really small dick and loves megan banta(ugly ass girl)

David is really gay
David Pilar is a gay dumbass bitch that loves guys

by JUan23562 April 28, 2017

Pilfer

also used to describe to rumage through someones stuff, without their permision.

There was a truck parked outside with a bunch stuff in the back, I pilfered through it and found this boxfull of goodies.

by Lonnie Lee November 21, 2006

pilates

A group of pirates that speak Engrish.

Oh my! The pilates have raided my house and written mistranslated obsceneties all over my walls!

by Craig Riley March 21, 2005

PILF

Paraplegic I'd like to fuck

Look at that PILF in the wheelchair, she's a hottie!

by seemor bunz September 29, 2009