Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.
John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.
by kingbenne August 11, 2014
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A spirit or entity much like a polterguist but with an insatiable impulse to pilfer,steal or take ones belongings;while at the same time harrasing the living subject with loud obtrusive and startling noises.1)Ghost that pilfers and annoys the living 2)Spirit on the ethereal plain that trancends to the physical to steal from and or cause havoc to the living.
A thief and antagonist in spirit form;A Pilferguist.1)One who pilfers 2)One who terrorizes in a ghostly manner.
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