pilferous

Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.

John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.

pilferous by kingbenne August 11, 2014

Grindhoosering Pilferunds 

Small crab like creature that crawl in ur ass while you're sleeping after you've had sex with a relative.

Its those damn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you arse pains.

Grindhoosering Pilferunds by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

pilferguist 

A spirit or entity much like a polterguist but with an insatiable impulse to pilfer,steal or take ones belongings;while at the same time harrasing the living subject with loud obtrusive and startling noises.1)Ghost that pilfers and annoys the living 2)Spirit on the ethereal plain that trancends to the physical to steal from and or cause havoc to the living.

A thief and antagonist in spirit form;A Pilferguist.1)One who pilfers 2)One who terrorizes in a ghostly manner.

pilferguist by two ass's June 14, 2011

pierousing 

Something invoking an intense desire to engage in sexual acts involving food.

She spilled the whole bottle of chocolate syrup on herself, it was very pierousing.

pierousing by froglars October 29, 2008

Pilferfuck 

A person you might consider a friend, yet they go through your belongings and steal from you in small quantities so that it isn't easy to detect.

Savy's car is always loaded down with junk, because he's a pilferfuck. pilfer fuck thief

Pilferfuck by Savvy Shelley March 18, 2017