Patrick

One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.

yo he was so patrick last night, he chugged a twenty sixer.DOWNY!

by Your moms best friend January 17, 2009

Patrick

Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.

Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick

by john schlongggggggggg May 6, 2008

Patrick

A short bald incel crane operator who turns girls lesbian. He will tell you otherwise

Don’t be a Patrick

by Patrickisaloser June 9, 2020

Patrick

The type of guy to get his hair dyed and ears pierced before going to a liberal college in the North Eastern East Coast of the United States that is predominately homosexual.

Friend 1: You hear about that guy in our grade that got accepted to Muhlenberg?
Friend 2: Oh yea that guys gonna get pegged hella. He's such a Patrick.

by RobloxPu$$y July 30, 2018

PATRICK

SECRET CHILD MOLESTER

mom: did you rape her?

Patrick: no I just had sex with her

( speaking on a 10 YR OLD GIRL)

by MZLady40 December 4, 2019

Patrick

Someone at my school who i own the rights to.

"hey, Genn! Do you know Patrick?"
"yeah, i own him."

by Thiccboobies December 1, 2019

Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.

Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019