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Nick Clegg

To Nick Clegg, the act of promising something then not only breaking that promise but also going in the complete opposite direction.
Example 1:
Tina: I'm so disappointed, Ryan said he'd become a vegan with me and yesterday I saw him in a steakhouse.Joe: What a Nick Clegg.
Example 2:
Johnny: Alex has been Nick Clegging again, he said he was cutting rent and now he's tripled it. Pete: I hate that clegger.
by Nex Solo December 15, 2010
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nick nugent

biggest faggot and douche bag ever he likes to suck cock with his braces and he has so many pimples if you pop one it could put A fire. he has the smallest dick in the world if you ever see a Nick Nugent shoot him.
by Joe Hedler October 17, 2017
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Nick Nelson

if someone calls you their nick nelson that means you're their partner, a good one at that

(character from heartstopper)
Person: Do you wanna be my Nick Nelson
Other Person: Yes!!!
by Eoeosoeo May 14, 2022
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mus b nice

Used to convey jealousy towards another person that has something that you do not
Mike: Yo, Kyle I was hitting it from behind last night

Kyle: mus b nice
by Kyle Daddy October 27, 2016
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The Corn Smells Nice

A code word for describing someone's fetishization of taking a shit on another's chest.
Person A: Hey, did you know Emile thinks the corn smells nice?

Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
by Willow :^) April 11, 2019
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Nick Valensi

Nick Valensi is the lead and rythm guitarist for popular New York band, The Strokes, often trading with fellow bandmate Albert Hammond Jr. for the lead. Generally he tends to play the solos, incorporating a very synthesized sound into the music. His most notable use of this sound is in the song '12:51' on album 'Room on Fire'. His most often seen guitar is the Epiphone Riviera P-94, other guitars include a TV Yellow Gibson Les Paul Junior, and a Black Gibson Les Paul custom.
Nick recieved his first guitar at the age of five, an acoustic, his first electric at age eight. By the age of thirteen he was already an accomplshed guitarist.
He met fellow bandmates Fabritzio Moretti, Nickolai Fraiture, and Julian Casablancas at a two year stint in prestigious Dwight School in Manhattan. Valensi joined The Strokes while still in High School, borrowing Hammond Jr's ID to get into clubs. He dropped out of college to pursue a full time musical career.
Nick has been described as "gorgeously cynical" and "Quite aware of his own good looks"
He lives in New York with his girlfriend Amanda De Cadenet and her daughter Atlanta.
Example one -
Person A: Who's you favorite guitarist?
Person B: Nick Valensi
Person A: Why?
Person B: Because his mad skills far outstretch the confines of your feeble mind.
Person A: Oh, okay.

Example two -
Person A: Valensi appears to be able to fit the word 'like' in every other second.
Person V: Like, indeed.
by Person B April 17, 2006
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Nice Guy

A real nice guy is a guy who is just NICE. Kind, caring and understanding but without expecting a reward for it.

A self declared nice guy however is usually a guy who will be nice to you and expect some sort of romantic or sexual reward.

The self declared nice guys usually are the ones who complain about being friendzoned.
Real Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship without getting angy if you don't want to have sex with him, or date him, afterwards.

Self Declared Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship, then gets angry when you don't jump in bed with him for it.

Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Being nice to her doesn't make her obligated to develop sexual and/or romantic interest in you.
NOT LIKING YOU DESPITE YOUR KINDNESS DOES NOT MEAN SHE ONLY LIKES DOUCHEBAGS.
by i_bite_vampires January 24, 2013
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