Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

newfoundglory

emo

girls

by tom delonge October 12, 2003

Newfie Breath Mint

That pink, blue, white, or any other coloured puck in the urinal that is supposed to cover up the smell of a few thousand pisses. Usually ineffective. "Newfie" is short for Newfoundlander, person that hails from a province known for its' screech, rocks and seasonal employment.

I was at the bar and had to drive home, so I took a bite out of the Newfie Breath Mint to disguise my screech breath.

by nickpapageorgio February 8, 2008

newfoundglory

jew found glory

Before they went mainstream, my friend got into a fight with the faggot lead singer.

by Bianka December 10, 2003

Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.

John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"

by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011

Newftard

One who is born in Newfoundland, lacking intelligence, and occasionally shits themself in public.

Fuckin' Parsons is such a Newftard he makes Corky look like a genius

by Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer June 30, 2011

newfags

A very young faggot who has just joined a porn industry, usually under-aged.

Good examples would be in other countries outside of the US that allows CP.

newfags : OMG GUISES I LOVE COK IN DA BUTT XD lulz
Oldfag: ya i bet u do bro
Newfag: lulzz

by cool bro 34 March 30, 2010