Slippery Martha

(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.

"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"

"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"

by Slippery Martha Master June 4, 2009

big martha

like a vagina, like a fatass coochie🫦

damn i just shaved BIG MARTHA

by baby shawty July 4, 2023

Sneaky Aunt Martha

(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.

My wife’s Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.

by Btwitsjennifer May 29, 2018

Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.

Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!

by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006

mirthala

The name Mirthala mirrr.th.a.ala'might be very difficult to pronunce but easily to see its beautiful , nice personality. athletic , energetic person , very strong as in body strenght and life. Very gorgeous , might not have her perfect curvy body but her personality and beautiful face makes up for it . Shy at first , but crazy after getting to knoe her.crazy= fun nice if u know a mirthala dont let her go, because it is very hard to a find a very nice,fun, and beautiful girl like her. never try to change her because she is perfect the way she is.

* My friend , imet her last year her name was Mirthala , iwas impressed on how beautiful she was , and with her great personality . I was actually kinda jelouse on how when we went clubbinq she will get all those handsome men .fun,

by lazzy ass December 31, 2011

martha-boner

something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies

Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.

by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008

Martha

the single most amazing red-headed girl to walk the face of this earth. she can make the rain to into small balls of fire. she is all of the following.
amazing, funny, gorgeous, better than Amie, all around epic girl that everybody should get to know.
also my best friend so HAH :DD

everybody needs a Martha in their lives <3

by ickyvicky117 July 26, 2011