Lotan

An argumentative bitch, who is more often wrong than not.

Candace: Hey I had a Black Russian the other day, it was pretty rough.
Michelle: Black Russian is not as bad as a White Russian, it's just Kahlua and Bailey's.
Candace: Quit being a Lotan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Michelle performs a roundhouse kick to the head.

by Anonymous12354 July 9, 2007

Lostastrophe

1) Prior to the episode, "Across the Sea" being unable to attend a LOST viewing party because of other obligations.

2) The LOST Episode "Across the Sea."

1) I can't get out of this meeting until 9:45, it's a Lostastrophe!

2) Boy that episode, "Across the Sea" was a Lostastrophe.

by Dan Janimal May 14, 2010

Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008

Kenny Lofton

A girl who has had sex with more guys than Kenny Lofton has played teams

Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton

by DCHIII November 10, 2007

lortab

The most vile thing ever created. All of these people who say tabs are so great are ignorant. If you don't think im right try some for yourself and then get back to me a few years down the road when you're hopping aboard the H train or if you TRY and quit then you get to experience the wonderful world of withdrawal HAH have fun with that because I know I didn't.

person 1: hey man you want a few tabbers?
person 2: hell no!!!

lortab

by fly guy 80 November 3, 2010

Loft

Another word for love.
It is easy to type loft instead of love on a predictive texting phone.

yo carla, i loft you
awh thanks eleanor, i loft you too!

by lilo88 October 8, 2009

LOFAO

Laughin Our Fuckin Asses Off !! LMFAO
It's plural to the word Laughin My Fuckin Ass Off.

"We were both LOFAO"

by why_da_fuck_do_u_care November 19, 2006