Zoom Keeper

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!

Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!

by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2020

Light keeper

Light keeper

Very simple ..

Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..

Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?

Before long there is a waiting room …

Movable waiting room … ;)

When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..

Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …

Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)

Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …

All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest

I like him … can’t wait to be him …

Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….

Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,

Energy seems to like me though…

Cause it knows it’s in good hands …

Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …

Light keeper … burn baby burn …

Disco fucking inferno ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023

trapper keeper

(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.

"Panties washed in Tide detergent don't really agree with my trapper keeper."

by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches

Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!

by Sammy 4ster February 3, 2007

keezer

A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.

"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"

by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005