Geico

describes strange or unexplainable occurrence’s or ideas

Those weird old guys were so geico.

by Geico4eva May 10, 2024

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Sir Greco Lazaro

(BC-present) The oldest living man on Earth. Part of or witnessed nearly all the major events the world has seen. Has evolved over time and aged gracefully. Unwritten in the record books, this historic creature is described as highly intellectual, miniature in size and possess various behaviors (see definitions of Emo, Queer, Badheart, Cinderella Syndrome & Douche). With a sophisticated brain and an arguably wide experience, it is believed that He may have the largest stored information (evident in the size of his head) that along with it contains the missing pieces to complete the mysteries of the past. Though immensely intelligent, it is however an unanswered question as to why he hasn't graduated yet. Legend has it that constant heartbreak is the steady reason that has led him to innumerable failures and until this day he still struggles to overcome. Moreover, He without a doubt, deserves a place in history and Times Magazine should name him, "MAN OF TWO MILLENIUMS".

Unknown facts about Sir Greco Lazaro:

became the first man to tame a dinosaur
was the serpent who tempted eve (serpent only a symbol)
invented most ancient languages

designed the stonehenge
first person to ride a dragon
popularized homosexuality among Greek men
first person to acquire STD.
exiled by the Greeks for being a carrier of STD
joined forces with Xerxes to avenge himself against the Greeks
from 6 ft tall, downsized and molded himself to look like his idol Dr. Jose Rizal (current appearance)

You're a Sir Greco Lazaro

derogatory statement that means you're old and gay

Sir Greco Lazaro=old and gay

by ACJ221991 December 19, 2013

Jesse Greco

Type of guy to wear sunglasses so he doesn't get caught checking out women. Usually has long hair( unless teacher is a buzzkill) can be found in band room in the early mornings and during sap. Does not feel pain! Once gotstabbed by little sister. Seems stoned half the time but is to broke for drugs in the first place. He plays himself off as simple but is as complicated as trigonometry. Don't fuck with him!

Man that dude has Jesse Greco skill with counting to four , then repeating

by Burnt out soul October 6, 2016

Olga Geico

Are you Olga Geico because you are bad at teaching or are you bad at teaching because you're Olga Geico?

You may save up to 15% on your next car insurance deal.

Olga Geico: I do insurance so you don't do drugs.

Me: Yes

by Playman Cart Guy July 15, 2024