A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.
He's such an adorable goobershag!
by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005
Get the goobershag mug.A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.
by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012
Get the goober smoocher mug.Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.
"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"
by retracj April 8, 2009
Get the Goobermensch mug.a straight up goon. catch phrases include: schwippidy schwap, schwaaaaap, murphy, or claaaank. goonberry's do not consume any variations of animal flesh. he also does not eat eggs because of their potent smell. he enjoys goonberry-muffins, taco bell, and brawl. he is prone to winning elections uncontested. he tends to schwapp people (generally children) in video and online games. research has indicated that he may be the leader of the Autobots.
synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.
synonyms include: bus-master, goonberry-master, and master-baiter.
by softlipsgrover April 13, 2011
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Get the goobersnatch mug.by stallionitalian July 25, 2010
Get the Gooberries mug.Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.
Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.
by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014
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