to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.
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