flomping

1. To flomp.
2. Apparently what teens do these days in regards to getting their new shoes dirty.

"I told you not to wear your new shoes! I know how you guys are always flomping around!"

by Hey Suess August 28, 2005

Dirty Fleming

When a woman vomits on the chest of her partner during sex.

I heard she was so trashed that he ended up on the wrong side of a Dirty Fleming.

by charlito81 May 15, 2010

Flemming (lizzie)

N. from the cornish for wee queen of waz. an individual from which eminates a crippling stench not disimiliar to the odour of a rancid old peoples home.

the slurry pit was putrid but its stench was nothing when compared to that of a flemming

by Shug Avery November 29, 2004

Fletching

When your a basic bitch and you edit all your photos with angles, lighting, and filters to seem like your body is attractive when your actually butt ass ugly.

Jordan: Bro, this chick looks hot in her pics.

Caleb: she’s probably fletching bro

by Betta fett February 8, 2018

Flumping

The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.

"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"

by jamondontoast2 October 5, 2017

The Fleming

A sex position involving bending the girl over the desk and while doing it calling her a dumbass, stroking the beard and writing a short novel on the girls back.

After school, I asked my teacher for extra credit and he bent me over and gave me 'The Fleming.'I got an A plus

by Shoot Fire March 11, 2011

Fletching

When an individual throws someone under the bus (aka snitching)

“My ID says that I am underage but, when I was fletching I told them only had 4 beers and I knew exactly where I was. I was in the cross point loop neighborhood.”

by Karl the Spacely May 30, 2018