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Fapuccinno 

The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.
"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"
Fapuccinno by Chubby cheese April 12, 2011

trailer park cappuccino 

Woke up late for class but didnt have time to make coffee so I grabbed a trailer park cappuccino.

cappuccino

Poker slang. An event occuring if the maximum number of bets in a round are placed into the pot. (the pot is capped)
"Bet"
"Raise"
"Re-Raise"
"CAPPuccino"
cappuccino by KidNapster February 20, 2005

frappucino 

During intercourse, when a man excretes in-between a woman's breasts, ejaculates onto said excrement & finally "mixes" it together with her breasts.
Big Joe: Ahh bro, i totally frapped Cindy last nite!

Jeff: Trying to mix things up, eh?*

Big Joe: You can say that again!

*Frappucino humour
frappucino by Disperse April 10, 2009

cappuccino

Prior to felching, the act of inserting a straw in one's lover's freshly bespangled anus and blowing bubbles in the fecal-sperm combination contained therein.
"Hang on Andrew," said Edward playfully, "I'll just get a straw and whip up a cappuccino before I take a taste."
cappuccino by EPStar August 1, 2006

Human Bacterial Frappuccino 

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."