1 definition by Chubby cheese
The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.
"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"
by Chubby cheese March 27, 2011