A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.
Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?
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emaloo is someone who is crazy, funny and definatley a partier. she is gorgeous, once you see her your gonna wanna bone her.
example 1:
*hot girl passes by*
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example 2:
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hot girl looks over, "are you okay?" *noticcing his huge boner*
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*hot girl passes by*
matt: oh damn, look at her. yo, emaloo wait up, i wanna tap that!
example 2:
*"sexy bitch" by david guetta ft. akon playing. while hot girl drives by*
matt: uhhh ahhhh mmmm *groaning with pleasure*
hot girl looks over, "are you okay?" *noticcing his huge boner*
matt:" yeah, dayummmm emaloo, do you have a mirror in your pants? cause i can see me in themm!"
hot girl: " ahaahah, siiiiike."
by monboner4525 January 27, 2010
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I was joking around with Lisa on the phone when, without provocation, she emploited me by calling me an asshole, and then to make matters worse, just left me receiv'n. (See receiv'n in Urban Dictionary for Definition).
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n.
A portmanteau of the nouns 'employer' and 'voyeurism', which when blended can either signify the act of searching for an employer or the practice of an employer when looking to fill a position.
Derived from the words 'voyeur' meaning 'one who looks' and 'employer' meaning 'one who makes use of'. The term employerism places an emphasis on the hidden and secretive connotations of the word 'voyeur', denoting a clandestine and thus superior form of knowledge based employment search.
n.
A portmanteau of the nouns 'employer' and 'voyeurism', which when blended can either signify the act of searching for an employer or the practice of an employer when looking to fill a position.
Derived from the words 'voyeur' meaning 'one who looks' and 'employer' meaning 'one who makes use of'. The term employerism places an emphasis on the hidden and secretive connotations of the word 'voyeur', denoting a clandestine and thus superior form of knowledge based employment search.
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n.
the preferred terminology used among the management hierarchy of a business establishment in reference to native ideas and common interests related to their particular field.
Similar to slang or short-hand (i.e. employer's jargon).
n.
the preferred terminology used among the management hierarchy of a business establishment in reference to native ideas and common interests related to their particular field.
Similar to slang or short-hand (i.e. employer's jargon).
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