A widespread type of debate in high school; one of three debate styles used by the NFL. Two teams of two students debate a resolution which is announced in the summer, and lasts for a year. Any educational value of the debate is immediately lost when when impossible impact scenarios become the basis of one teams case. While some teams make the effort to make the debate educational and realistic, the vast majority of debates spiral into a battle to prove which plan is most likely to result in nuclear holocaust. Also known as:Mental Masturbation.
Debate Coach: "I just judged a policy debate."
Debater: "Yeah? What happened?"
Debate Coach: "Well, in the 1st Neg constructive they claimed that the aff's plan would result in Nuclear Holocaust and diseases brought by Aliens. I lost focus and began doodling on the ballot. I hate judging policy debate."
Debater: "Yeah? What happened?"
Debate Coach: "Well, in the 1st Neg constructive they claimed that the aff's plan would result in Nuclear Holocaust and diseases brought by Aliens. I lost focus and began doodling on the ballot. I hate judging policy debate."
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The best freakin kind of debate! You get a partner to back up your butt when you screw up. Much better than the aforementioned wimpy LD debate because you actually have to work to do it. Our motto: Save a forest, kill a debater. Sure we waste paper, but we have fun doing it!
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Get the Debations mug.CX debate, or policy debate that has transferred to laptops instead of tubfulls of paper. while it might be convenient, it totally undermines the originality and spirit of cx debate because as of now, most teams haven't totally gone paperless, which makes viewing evidence hard if you don't have a laptop and they can't flash evidence to you
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Get the Paperless Debate mug.1. Someone who has acquired all the requisite skills of debate to win the majority of the time. (see second part of definition)
2. Someone with out a life to dedicate to anything other than debate and masturbation. (thous not having the required amount of time to have relationships out side of their own hands)
3. All of the boys found at a debate tournament and the vast majority of the girls. (especially thoughts found in Lincoln Douglas as it does not include interaction with a partner of any sex or gender)
2. Someone with out a life to dedicate to anything other than debate and masturbation. (thous not having the required amount of time to have relationships out side of their own hands)
3. All of the boys found at a debate tournament and the vast majority of the girls. (especially thoughts found in Lincoln Douglas as it does not include interaction with a partner of any sex or gender)
"Master debater"s:
She doesn't have any skin exposed despite not whereing a burka and having a flaming liberal hippy speech...
He can't look up from a girls chest even if its hidden under a jacket, sweater, tie, long sleeved shirt and visible tank top.
They can flow and stair you down/stair down your shirt at the same time
The only decoration in their room is awards for debate.
They spend all of their time doing reshurch yet they can lift twice their weight in boxes.
Their last interaction with the opposite sex involved cross examination because their opponents refused to shake their hands.
She doesn't have any skin exposed despite not whereing a burka and having a flaming liberal hippy speech...
He can't look up from a girls chest even if its hidden under a jacket, sweater, tie, long sleeved shirt and visible tank top.
They can flow and stair you down/stair down your shirt at the same time
The only decoration in their room is awards for debate.
They spend all of their time doing reshurch yet they can lift twice their weight in boxes.
Their last interaction with the opposite sex involved cross examination because their opponents refused to shake their hands.
by CogCat November 22, 2010
Get the Master Debater mug.a bad-ass/crazy motherfucker. debatys typically spend their weekends blazed or drunk out of their fuckin minds and end up doing crazy random dumb shit, usually at high risk to their personal health. debatys are always the topics of many funny weekend stories, even if the debaty normally doesn't remember them.
Guy 1: Dude you were so drunk you hijacked a cop car last weekend!
Guy 2: Shit dude, I don't even remember what happened...
Guy2: Man it was awesome! You're a straight-up Debaty!
Guy 2: Shit dude, I don't even remember what happened...
Guy2: Man it was awesome! You're a straight-up Debaty!
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