dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023

dirk dinkum

a character from the garfield show who is the sexiest man ever in the universe

dirk dinkum has dick cancer

by halalmeat52749 April 13, 2025

Dirk 'Bro' strider

the ideal man

i need dirk 'bro' strider

by gooielouie March 1, 2026

Dirk Strider

Dirk Strider is a character from the webcomic Homestuck, created by Andrew Hussie. He is also Bali’s boyfriend.

Dirk Strider is my favourite Homestuck character!

by mailjeevas June 2, 2025

Dirka's gonna dirk

A derogatory phrase used to explain the inevitable, violent, often explosive behavior encountered any time large groups of Islamic individuals gather.

Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."

"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."

The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.

Civilized Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about that suicide bombing that killed all those women and children in Pakistan? Why would anybody strap a bomb to themselves and walk into a crowd of innocent people buying groceries?"

Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."

Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."

by Mohamed Jihad May 19, 2013

dirty dirk

T bagging a clown while getting fucked in the ass on a tractor

Man, last night was crazy, I was so wasted, me Chad, and Ken did a dirty dirk.

by FireSpring July 13, 2020

jan-dirk

Small, but deadly. He can also be used as a pokemon card.

~Ash~ "Go Pickachu"
~qwikscoper69~ "Go Jan-Dirk"
Jan-Dirk proceeds to mercilessly slaughter the enemy Pickachu.

by BindoLord February 12, 2017