Congraduations

Congratulations on your Graduation. These words are too long and so close anyway, why not just morph them and save a ton of time and energy! TTYL

Lindsey: "I just got my high school diploma."

Dad: "Well honey, CONGRADUATIONS"

by Bruce Sei. June 2, 2008

Congratsturbation

The act of congratulating one's self, especially if done excessively.

Neil: I'm so awesome! I totally scored the winning goal last night!
Stephen: Stop your congratsturbation, you'll go blind.

by Fraguar September 20, 2012

congradulations

misspelling of congraTulations

Congratulations on ur loss of virginity dude!

by wordout May 21, 2004

Cangry

When a person is so cock hungry, they are angry and miserable to be around. These people are found weeks after a break up, having an affair, or lonely and desperate. Used in same manner as "Hangry".

Mel is miserable to be with tonight. She is Cangry. I wish someone would fuck her already.

by MadDwarf June 27, 2017

DO NOT CONGRATULATE

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018

Congraduation

a contraction of "Congradulations on your graduation"

2. the act of being mobbed by well-wishers at a graduation party

1. Congraduation, dude - we're finally out of here!

2.I tried to slip out the back door and get away from all the old people, but I got Congraduated

by Superace June 27, 2005

congratuhate

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007