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reality consultant

Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.
Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!
by buti4life December 30, 2011
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consumer rights

Your rights as a consumer.

As a consumer you (should) have a right to products that:
a) will not explode and destroy your city block
b) will not burn an orifice in your intestine
c) do not contain heavy metals
d) et
unless explicitly stated that they do.

As Americans, we have seen a large reduction in consumer rights, largely being yielded to allow the expansion of coporate rights because of corporate lobbyists in Washington.
Politicians in Washington are funded by corporations. Corporations don't care about consumer rights, they care about making a profit. Making a profit usually means disregarding consumer rights.

Ralph Nader is a consumer rights advocate.

Great Britain banned Dasani water after finding that it was bottled tap water and contained carcinogens like barium, a poisonous heavy metal. This was a step foward in the consumer rights movement.

It's good to know that although consumer rights have been severely reduced, they're not completely gone yet. We've got a couple years left.
by DrIdiot April 3, 2005
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Consusing

The second of three possible forms of confusion.
Damn this test is consusing but i'll make it.

I am consused but, with time, i'll understand.
by Parag Kapadia February 24, 2006
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consumilateral

An item that when invented/released is so significnatly changing to the world around it, that almost everyone is compelled to use/purchase one.

Examples; car, TV, telephone, computer, cell phone, etc
The computer is an invention that is consumilateral.
by Tres Cozine October 2, 2007
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consume- regurgitate- repeat

the formula for school.

consume knowledge
regurgitate on a test
repeat the process
friend: how do i succeed in school.
me: consume-regurgitate-repeat, my friend, consume- regurgitate- repeat.
by screwged January 5, 2011
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Consumocracy

Capitalism on the consumer end-- the ability of consumers to control the quality, price, and ethical production standards of the goods that they buy through the free market system. Essentially, it is voting with your money. If enough people decide they are unhappy with a product, they can opt not to buy it, and force the company to change their policies. It is an unwritten safety net regulation that consumers in a free market can fall back on if all else fails.
Some of the more notable examples of the results of Consumocracy include dolphin-safe tuna, child-labor-free manufacturing, the growing disappearance of MSG and HFC from food products, healthier fast food menu options, and more.
by MongooseFarmer July 23, 2011
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consuelafied

When you come home to find your things completely moved around after having been visited by a cleaning lady.
I came home yesterday to find my room completely consuelafied
by bloodydeadandhot October 11, 2011
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