COLLEGE!

A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.

After college student sets fire to a cop car and pukes on it:

Cop: Your in big trouble son...why don't you come over here and...
Student: COLLEGE!!!!
Cop: Oh, haha....I understand. I did some crazy stuff in my younger days as well. Your free to go.

by COLLEGE March 25, 2008

college

fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen

I just learned something on chemical nuclear science today, How about you?

by Steve Hamil May 13, 2005

college

place where you go to smoke fat joints and get soaking wet drunk toking alcohol bongs and getting blowjob+reacharound playing football at 3:00 am in college cafeteria building a self rolling joint.

yo on a scale from 1 to college...how college is that???

by CollegePimp303 October 18, 2008

college

A so called place of learning. Where you spend much time writing essays and having debates on useless subjects with arrogant men and women who think they are much smarter then they are.(see www.lotrplaza.com for more on arrogance) The smartest thing you can do, is drop out. It wont ruin your future, it wont make you stupider. it will just open your eyes to a differnt world

--Ex Univeristy of Toronto Skule (engineering) student. Who was passing with a 85% in my engineering, and 95+ in physics minor/intrest.

Man, college suckers so many people out their money and life...

by He who arises in might December 14, 2004

#college

A Twitter tag usually used after a Tweet describing something quintessentially collegiate, almost always in a positive sense. Is very often associated with #winning.

@TheGreatOne Professor Miller told me to go fuck myself #college

Party, drunk, laid. #college #winning

by Col. Hans Landa September 11, 2011

Colleged

Being overtly drunk, high, a combination of the two, or exhibiting overt displays of a college student

Dude, i was so colleged last night
That kid is colleged
I'm colleged in my sweatpants and popped collar.

by Richie Smith October 3, 2006

college

a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you

why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?

college kids are such dicks,fuckin preppies who try to act like hippies but instead are just sexually confused communists who whine like pussies

by dr teeth December 8, 2003