Don Shula

A closet Jets fan. Former Colts and Dolphins coach.

It was said that, when Don Shula passed away, his last words were "J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!"

by southplainshttredskins May 07, 2020

Bill Maddox

A longtime Lubbock news anchor who was also a closet Aggie superfan.

Bill Maddox says, "Gig 'em, Aggies."

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

Pete Gross

Seattle's biggest Raider fan. If he were alive today, he'd be a Ramfan.

Because of Pete Gross's Raider fandom, the Seahawks hired Tom Flores in 1992.

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020

Damar Hamlin

Flopper. Drama king. Faker. Histrionic man-child.

If you thought Jim Bakker was a drama king, then Damar Hamlin is ten times worse.

Damar Hamlin's stunt made Hunter Kelly want to pull for the Dolphins.

by southplainshttredskins January 10, 2023

Patrick Mahomes

A complete tool.

Patrick Mahomes's act is getting old.

by southplainshttredskins January 19, 2020

Koolaid drinker

1. A Texas Tech fan who pulls for the Kansas City Chiefs--or, at least, has significant ties to Lubbock and the South Plains. Generally became a Chiefs fan when the team drafted their current starting QB in 2017.
2. A Lubbock TV personality who openly roots for the Chiefs.

1. These Koolaid drinkers can't name who the Chiefs' starting coach or QB was in Super Bowls I and IV.
2. The K in Lubbock's TV station call signs stands for Koolaid. drinker.

by southplainshttredskins January 19, 2020

Swiftie

A domestic terrorist.

Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.

by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023