ted the caver

Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.

Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.

This story is meant to scare individuals.

Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.

by Caver Boy December 4, 2007

bear cave

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.

I'm so horny, think I'll go hit the bear cave.

by manatee3 August 27, 2010

bats in the cave

visible clumps of nose goblins, often found clinging to nasal hair.

"you need to blow your nose, you got some serious bats in the cave!!"

by pow3rzz January 26, 2007

meat cave

vagina, anus, dick hole or any other cavernous meaty orifice. Can be used interchangeably to add mystery to any conversation.

Mike: ok well im going to go knock myself out for 8 hours
Mike: in my meat cave
Jes: lol
Jes: don't tell me that
Jes: you're disgusting
Mike: haha good night

by Whoopi Goldberg March 2, 2007

flood the cave

Urinating inside a vagina.

I was so bored fucking her ruined pussy, that i flood the cave up, man. I should cum on her face, too.

by Uruguayan Loko January 22, 2008

Mitchel Cave

A tall crack whore. The word 'yuh' is the only word in his dictionary, he's part kangaroo. His lice are his backup vocals, cannot under any circumstances properly enunciate words clearly.

can you fucking speak properly ur such a MITCHEL CAVE

by isawthereaper June 12, 2019

boy cave

a room or space in a home set aside and equipped for the entertainment of the boy(s) of the household. similar to a man cave except designed for pre-adult males.

woman: "it's awfully quiet. where's jake?"
man: "i think he's playing xbox down in the boy cave."
woman: "but lauren came over to see him."
man: "uh-oh."

by stuku July 23, 2009