clap that ass up

when you beat someone in an activity (mostly used while playing uno) you clapped them up.

roger: play me again. im gonna clap that ass up
me: you got clapped 6 times in a row go put some socks on.

by yuurpdaddy October 2, 2018

ez clap no cap

When you beat someone, no questions asked.
Absolutely destroyed. Not even kidding.

Gg, ez clap no cap buddy. You've been schooled. Sit down.

by immmmage9 September 29, 2019

thunder clap

When a man is a.) naked or b.) wearing clothing that is non-constraining on the crotchal region, and he begins pelvic thrusting with such violent determination that his scroat (scrotum) begins to repeatedly smack audibly againnt his chode/taint/chonch.

Honey, stop that! Your thunder clap so goddamn loud it's going to wake the neighbors again.

by Masterclapper October 19, 2006

Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

Bearcat Clap

The name for a supposed strain of chlamydia that originated in Maryville, MO.

I'm going to the 'ville tonight to get some pussy.

Watch out for skanks with the Bearcat Clap!

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

clap trap

The vagina and labia of a promiscuous woman, especially one growing chlamydia.

Your sister's crotch is a smelly clap trap and makes more cheese than Wisconsin.

by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003

Clap Cheeks

To engage in sexual inter course with a female from the back while smacking her buttocks

I know Keshun won't clap cheeks with Sarah tonight fam

by Electopop May 1, 2016