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brass bra 

(n.)Form-fitting bodice of cold metal, namely: brass. Offers support and protection of woman's bust. Usually used by witches or warrior princesses.
The blow was deflected by her brass bra.

It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra out here!
brass bra by Mirthman March 5, 2009
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brass player 

Dynasty of the musician make the best blow jobs. Kings are the trumpet players. Trombone, Horn, Tuba players help the King to rule the orchestra and bands. The Guild for trumpet players is very strict. Rules exist. Since Brass Players are virtuosy playing with their lips, they have high qualifications for other performances after playing.
"Brass players need a beer to keep their fast valves running." or. "Wait for the final of this play, when brass player bring you to the orgasm of this music"
brass player by DrTrumpet November 5, 2006

Brass Knuckles 

For slang terms, see Knucks,Nucks,Knuckle Duster, Knuckle Dusters

A very strong weapon, now-a-days made with high-impact plastics, or alloys. They are second and third rate brass knuckles. A true pair of brass knuckles is made purely of brass, and is going to be very expensive. It is a crime to carry around a pair of brass knuckles, they can easily shatter bones, tear skin, maim or kill someone. So, in essence, carrying around a gun or a knife is just as bad as carrying around a pair or two of those things.

Sadly however, this weapon is becoming a trendy fad. Today's Emo or Hardcore generation is wearing this mass marketed picture of a brass knuckle on every T-Shirt, Necklace, Hoody, Pair of Pants, Ring, Shoe, etc. available, and of course, the world is just soaking this up. The market is flooded with the image, because every cool kid in 8th grade has one!

So, out of ignorance, a deadly weapon is becoming trendy. Just as bad as those stupid Che shirts that every 12 year old communist is wearing, because they just know everything about politics!
Look there at that sick bastard, he just shattered that guys jaw and arm with one punch! Those Brass Knuckles sure are great right? That's why we have one on our shirt!
Brass Knuckles by Evan. February 12, 2008

brass shiner

during the sexual act of 69 when the girl is giving fellatio the man thrusts up and hits her in the eye with his testicles causing her to have a black eye
so i was 69ing this chick last night and i thrust up real hard and gave her a brass shiner

Brass Cupcake 

A person predisposed to living in a fantasy-like state which leads to acting inappropriately in public, especially owing to drug use or flamboyant, self-indulgent, geeky avocations.

Something which is pointless and overly thought-out or indulgent.

Often used in conjunction with the word "real" as a qualifier to indicate an extreme case where a person feels a need to attract negative attention to themselves, but by doing so, they attempt to ingratiate or force the identification of themselves to the small target audience that the attribute, mannerism or activity is intended for.
Annette's Vulcan ears make her look like a real brass cupcake.

The bar on the next street over must be a gay bar, its filled with brass cupcakes.

The gay guy standing in front of the bar must be a real brass cupcake wearing ass-less leather chaps like that.

When you find a party with people on shrooms, you'll find a lot of brass cupcakes trying to light things on fire.
Brass Cupcake by Sonthert November 27, 2012

brass player lips 

The puffy, swollen feeling one would get after playing a brass instrument for a while.
Dude, I got the worst case of brass player lips after the parade!