Brandon

Brandon is the best guy in the world he’s usually tall and dark skinned he’s very funny and smart but he’s also very chill Brandon’s always have a honking cock and are very good in bed he loves sports and video games but he’s no nerd he’s mastered the art of blackjitsu and can take anyone with ease so don’t try him.
Dawn-WOW that boy is sexy

Jessica-that’s Brandon he’s so cute and he’s smart he just made varsity football
Dawn-DIBS!
by Therealsestone_ October 31, 2018
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Brandon

Did you see Brandon the other day? I hear all he do is make pizza and sleep.
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Brandon

Brandon is a spectacular guy. He’s super friendly, polite and also very attractive. He will become your best friend in days and invite you to his friend group within days of knowing him and if you all get along you’ll have the greatest friends you could ever ask for. He has girls falling for him everywhere he goes but he never likes them back because he doesn’t believe in dating at a young age. If you meet a Brandon never let him go because you will never meet a better friend.
Girl 1: who’s that hottie over there?
Girl 2: that’s Brandon.
Girl 1: does he have a girlfriend?
Girl 2: no but if you want him it’s not gonna happen.
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A guy with a huge dick a very nice personality loves to sing but knows he cant. Has one best friend but loves her for his own. Overall the perfect man!
by dixon099 March 2, 2009
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I hate that Brandon
by Pese January 10, 2016
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