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the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"
*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"
by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022
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Bam Bam Blunt

a blunt that resemble the size and thickness of Bam Bam's bat from The Flintstones
Black person: Ayoo Juan wanna hit this blunt??

Mexican Juan: Naaah menngg only if its a Bam Bam Blunt
by Jeanculo March 27, 2010
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Bluetooth Headset

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009
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Dr. Bluetooth

(n) A Dr. Bluetooth (also abbreviated as a Dr. BT) is, generally, a middle aged business man with one key element: he has in a bluetooth ear-piece.

He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.

If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.

A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.
Those glasses make you look like a total Dr. BT

Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!

Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.
by SH3RW1N April 17, 2011
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bluenoser

A person from Nova Scotia. Contrary to popular belief, the schooner Bluenose was named after the people of Nova Scotia, not vice-versa. The term has been in use since at least the late 18th-century.
...I just got back from a weekend in Halifax. Man, those Bluenosers like to drink!
by fernguts November 18, 2009
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Bluenette

A person who has dyed their hair blue. To be used in reference to hair color- like brunette or blond, but blue.
"Man, look at Kat. She has been a bluenette for 3 solid years now!"
by Kat-Star February 19, 2009
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muddy blunt

A blunt laced in the prometh to guarentied to take you out of this world
Muddy blunts is the advanced shit
by Pero quiero cereal June 4, 2016
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