Noun;
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.
B of A teller "Thank you for calling Bank of America, may we ruin your life today?"
B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."
B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"
B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."
B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"
by bofa loves me.. loves me not August 30, 2009
Get the Bank of America mug.A girl that you can always return too for action at a club. The Bank Girls job is to wait while you try and pick up other chicks, if you are unsuccessful you can return to her.
Dude that last chick was so pissed she almost circumsised me. Its a damn good think I brought my bank girl.
by Gotta Ketchum All January 25, 2008
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1. A declaration at some point during the evening (it may be declared by friends or a self-declaration), that you are now totally lacking in moral principles or quality for the remainder of the evening; Unscrupulous;
2. Depleted of valuable qualities or characteristics
1. A declaration at some point during the evening (it may be declared by friends or a self-declaration), that you are now totally lacking in moral principles or quality for the remainder of the evening; Unscrupulous;
2. Depleted of valuable qualities or characteristics
Yo, my man has a wedding ring and is grinding on everybody in this club... I guess he's declared moral bankruptcy.
Friend: That girl is hella drunk. Since I already declared moral bankruptcy, I'm calling dibs.
You: Damn son, you are one grimy son of a bitch.
Friend: That girl is hella drunk. Since I already declared moral bankruptcy, I'm calling dibs.
You: Damn son, you are one grimy son of a bitch.
by The Incredible Hawk July 30, 2009
Get the Moral Bankruptcy mug.proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.
by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008
Get the Five Jew Bankers mug.Went to the hairy bank last night.Made the deposit,finished with my withdrawal,then I lost interest.
by McFred January 26, 2011
Get the Hairy Bank mug.When two people both walk towards each other and end up doing a little dance to try to get around each other. This can also be used in other situations such as if two people both reach for an apple and pull back and reach again etc.
The old woman reached for the apple. The other woman did as well. Both pulled back. Then,seeing that the other didn't want it, both went back for the apple. This continued for several minutes until the old woman finally let the other woman have the apple. This is a bankajank.
by 103749 May 5, 2014
Get the Bankajank mug.A sweater or hoodie worn all the time, no matter what the weather, temperature, or time of the year is. Known to have fuzz on the inside.
"See that dude over there?"
"The one in the Banks Hoodie?'
"Yeah bro, he never takes that thing off."
"The one in the Banks Hoodie?'
"Yeah bro, he never takes that thing off."
by Kungpowkickass November 19, 2014
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