The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.
It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."
This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
by dopplemire November 8, 2010
Get the that's not what I asked mug."Since you asked so nicely" is a sarcastic term basically meaning "that was rude, but i'll do it." Often used after forcing to say/do something, like "Move now" or "Give me that"
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Get the I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder mug.A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.
On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status
Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!
Dude: Asked
Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys
Dude: Asked, now go away
EX 2)
Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked
Dude: Asked
Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys
Dude: Asked, now go away
EX 2)
Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked
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EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
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Get the asukey mug.Askegard is a family name orginating from the land of the Vikings, every askegard family member has a unique sense of fun, and a boiling hot rage. (Although they are slow to anger don't be present when a askegard is angry.) When more than one of the family gets together they usually try to intimidate their neighbors by starting enormous fires, pumbling trucks with sledge hammers etc. Askegards love to be outdoors either fishing, cooking or maintaining their yards with a Compulsive need for order and serenity. All the girls are crazy for them, an askegard is a god walking among humans.
Askegard is above all
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