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Apocalypse Baby

Apocalypse babies will be the resulting offspring off all the people who believe that the world will end in 2012 and have end of the world sex. For people who want to be with their loved one "one last time" or just a reason to get laid. And who needs protection when the world is going to end?

Or they have sex celebrating the fact that the world did not, in fact, end, and end up having babies anyways.
So this guy keeps trying to get into my pants saying that it's 'the end of the world'. Ain't no way I'm having his Apocalypse Baby!

Guy 1: Man chicks put out when they think they are going to die!
Guy 2: Careful man, your gonna have like 5 apocalypse babies!
Guy 1: Then let's hope the world actually ends, eh?
by Reedon October 1, 2010
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Post-Apocalypse

The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.

Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.
Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 7, 2005
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Apolo-lie

When someone’s apologises and it’s fake.
Lucy said sorry for sleeping with my boyfriend yesterday but I could tell it was an apolo-lie
by SkinnyLegendOriginal April 12, 2020
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Captain Apocalypse

1. An extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. The name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. Any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like Captain Apocalypse.
3. Any person claiming to possess a large black penis of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like Captain Apocalypse.
1. Dewd, I'm totally betting my pizza money on the All-Time Super Heavyweight Champion of the Universe, Captain Apocalypse!
2. Level 96 tank-mages are strong but they're no Captain Apocalypse.
3. White boy #1: Suck my big black dick.
White boy #2: Suck mine, Cap.
by Captain Apocalypse August 13, 2004
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apocryphal

From the Greek word Apocrypha which means 'hidden things'. Slang term derived from the Apocryphical Books of the Bible. In daily speech, "Apocrypha" and "apocryphal" means something that is not canonical, something that doesn't really count. Often used by comic book or tv-show geeks.
Nah -- Spock never visited Never-Never Land in current Star Trek continuity. That episode is totally apocryphal.

(Note that the example itself is apocryphal and not taken from neither the real world nor Star Trek lore.)
by Mefistofeles August 30, 2004
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apocolypticunt

A cunt whos only reason to live is to destroy any man in her sight by rubbing her infected cooch on them
That bitch is an apocolypticunt
by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020
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Apoca-Dance

An apocalypse themed dance.

The basic idea is that the world is coming to an end because of our preconceived notions of gender and sexual identity. The only way to save the world is for every one to throw away their ideas of gender and participate in one epic dance. Participants are encouraged to dress as if they just walked out of the Apocalypse, to cross dress, or to experiment with their own costume ideas.

The idea originated in 2008 when the Gay-Straight Alliance of a small independent school in northwest Ohio wanted to come up with an original idea for a school event that would interest the broader student body. Originally titled "Apoca-Rave", but later changed to "Apoca-Dance" to avoid the negative connotations of drugs and sex attached to the title "Rave".
Are you going to the Apoca-Dance next weekend? I heard it is going to be AWESOME!

Jacob told me he is going to dress as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the Apoca-Dance, but I think I'm going to stick with my original idea and come as a zombie.

Guys, if we don't all go to the Apoca-Dance, the world is going to end.
by MV2011 January 13, 2011
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